I love my mum but.. Sigh. Why is she doing this to me?
She would make me do all the house chores every single day and won’t let any of my siblings help me. Saya jugalah yg masak, cuci lepas masak, kemas lepas smua family member makan, vacuum the whole house (even everyones room), lap debu…
This is serious matter… please refer to the relevant bodies…
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Aku dah 33. Kalau ade kesempatan balik kampung, aku akan peluk cium mak n bapak aku…
Painting on canvas is cool, but nothing beats painting on a car.
I got the same shoes. Nike Killshot 2.
Anonymous asked: I wish I could date you. Partly because I think you're cute and clever. Partly because I want to steal things from your closet. And yes, I am a girl.
maybe i’d like to date you. or maybe not. i’m not normally very good on dates. i tend to talk too much, make direct eye contact for 1 or 2 seconds too long and judge you on your dining etiquette all while talking a little too loud and thanking the service staff abundantly. you’d probably say lots of funny things and i would laugh nervously, and then you would laugh AT me. and then i would ask what was so funny, and you would say “oh, nothing.” and i would make some silly remark about how its never “nothing. nothing doesnt make people laugh” and then you’d stare at me, but i’d be looking at the ground. and then you’d pull out your phone and tweet “save me (eggplant emoji)” and i’d passive-aggressively reply by favoriting your tweet just moments later. the restaurant would get pretty busy, and i would ask you about your family, your friends, your apartment and always last, your occupation. you’d have buckets of great answers but i’d miss all your conversational hints as we spelunked clumsily into a dinner conversational crater. two drinks, three, four, seven. who cares about the food? i am drunk & saying all sorts of inappropriate things, you’re laughing politely and tweet again “thread & salt(ed margaritas)” - i respond with the lime emoji.
just kidding. there is no lime emoji.
Hahahaha…. The answer is too funny. Have to reblog this.
History lesson on hit and miss.. mostly miss…